I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein Werewolves of London If you hear him howling around your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Werewolves of London again Werewolves of London He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair Better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim I'd like to meet his tailor Werewolves of London Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doing the Werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen Doing the Werewolve of London I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Werewolves of London Draw blood. --Warren Zevon

A simple prop

Lou:Every month when you pay the first baseman who get's the money? Bud: Of course he does sometimes his wife picks it up for him. Lou: Who's wife? Bud: Yes.